| Biography |
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Born in the Third World to a family of gnat farmers, I picked up the electric bass at age 16, and after a few short months of relentless practicing, I was able to master the "Smoke on the Water" riff. I played bass on and off for 15 years, mostly in garage bands, sometimes in my bedroom. My main influences are Jaco Pastorius and the guy who wrote "Three Blind Mice". |